Fast Food makes women fart

Who wans to be " weightlessness and zero graviDity"

Answer: Women...

Then...Fact: WOMEN FART & SNART !

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

The greatest danger of the Snart is not to explode but to inplode - indeed for many years the scientific community believe this was the action that formed black holes, as the rapid expulsion of gases creates a vaccum, in some cases can even cause a short period of weightlessness and zero gravity. This is the action that makes the incredible arial acrobatics of 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' possible - if you can harness the power of the snart you can almost appear to fly. With much practice comes great power, train yourself like the karate kid and you too could be a snarting hero.

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i worry that if i 'snart' i may turn blue??hmm now to 'snart' or fart??lol

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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Gosh, I think we'll have to live with The Snart. Mainly because I can't get the new vocab word out of my mind. How horrible to be outed in the school paper after complete denial. Sneeze + fart = snart. Then, oh to get stuck in the tub while pregnant only to be rescued by the military police or to grab the boss's nether-regions when innocently trying to reach for the doorknob behind you. I've conclusively decided that I'm not above embarrassment, I'm just fortunate to never have been subjected to such monumental humiliation. My friends, my dear friends. I feel for you all.

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

Has anyone ever 'Snarted' this is the phenomenon that occurs when a fart has been retained or surpressed, also know as 'nipping one in' or 'clentching to avoid eruption' - this is a fine practive but it becomes a 'Snart' whe nthe retained gas is released at a simelatenous moment as the person or 'host' sneezes - this violent disruption caused the retained gases to be released - it is a simaltenous expulsion of gas air from both the face and the ass.

In summary SN is from sneeze and the ART is from fart - To SNART, aka a 'Double blow out'

Give it a go, guaranteed to clear headaches and blocked noses and make everyone in a room laugh.

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SuperGasman, A Hero that ,,,,,, farts,, hehe

"it Wasn't me"

KFC...

Kindly Fart Constantly !!!

they thought you were "gas" powered??

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

one day i was diving in sharm el sheik egypt, at the end of the dive (a from shore dive) was close to the shore, nearly 1-2M from surface, so i was so close to swimmers, anyway i wanted to go a little deep to avoid them, so i had to empty my jacket "BCD" in order to dive, when the air goes out from the back valve, i found that some snorkeles saw me and thought its a fart, was very funny the way they looked, hehehe

SO KFC can cause AIR & NOISE POLLUTION!!!

"Even if  LOVE is full of thorns, embrace it. For in between those thorns there is a ROSE that's worth all the PAIN."

REcently I saw (by chance) someone on the American Inventore had invented fart pants so stop the smell leaking out. lol

indeed miss scarlett (gm btw) we dont fart nor burp.........we just try to hold in down/in as best we can.....hehhehehhehhehhehe(uh huh squeeze squeezze there ya go)>turns blue

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

had an idea one time of making charcoal filtered underwear for men...wonder if it would sell???

As the old saying goes...He who dealt it, smelt it...or...guilty always speaks first.

Now on the subject of flatulence...nothing better for working up a good nose hair burning fart than deviled eggs and Lone Star beer....unless it tuna fish salad and Pepsi.

And...women don't fart, which is why we biatch, whine and fuss...otherwise we'd explode.

ost folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.

--Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)

Farters are real losers; I mean, why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?

I love KFC-----------------tasty junk fooddddddd

i dont believe that sorry. but i do believe Beers make men fart.

Everybody is right everybody is wrong it depends where you stand.

in the name of God, please open the window, door, anything

Kracking Fart Chow (KFC) is Silent but deadly and it is kracking me up

In the Cookies of Life, FRIENDS are the Chocolate Chips

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If you haven't felt the squeeze of soaring gas prices yet, you're lucky--but not immune. According to a January Nielsen report, 49 percent of U.S. consumers have already reduced their spending to compensate for high gas prices, and that number could increase if gas hits the $4 a gallon national average that's predicted for this summer.

So what's a small-business owner to do? First, don't stick your head in the sand hoping the crisis will pass you by.

And second, don't be discouraged.

Plenty of businesses are not only surviving the soaring gas prices, but prospering as well.

Not every business is benefiting from the soaring gas prices, though.

So how do you find opportunity in such a bleak situation?

The answer is simple: FART!

My goal is to develop new advanced technologies and concepts and help move mankind into the 21st century and beyond.

Graphs/diagrams and any evidence of specific gaseous sample are top secret.

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http://www.abc.net.au/spark/smelly/fartsurvey/piecharts2.htm

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

or fumes? possibly both at this point, huh? did you see

but try lightin' em with a match. throw some flames i say!!!! hilarious to say the least.

Glad I could help, now how are we going to analyse the samples you just produced? LOL

Your abstract, aims and objectives make an interesting read!

However, your method has some good explanations but is lacking in the appropritate diagrams and graphs.

Could you add the appripriate graphs/diagrams including photographic evidence of specific gaseous sample collections and their methods in the Analysis as well as make some suggestions on areas of further research in your conclusions?

As others respectable researchers like yourself, may want to further develop your ideas!

i am laughing my gaseous arse off right now. this is too much!!!!

My study assesses potential environmental impacts of the absorption-based FART-carbon dioxide (FaCO2) capture unit that is integrated to coal-fired power plant for post-combustion treatment of flue gas. The assessment was performed by identifying potential pollutants and their sources as well as amounts of emissions from the FaCO2 capture unit and also by reviewing fartoxicology, potential implications to human health and the environment, as well as the environmental laws and regulations associated with such pollutants. The assessment shows that, while offering a significant environmental benefit through a reduction of greenhouse fart emissions, the installation of FaCO2 capture units for post-combustion treatment might induce unintentional and potential burdens to human health and the environment through four emission pathways, including treated farts, process wastes, fugitive emissions, and accidental sh**t releases. Such burdens nevertheless can be predetermined and properly mitigated through a well-established environmental management program and mitigation measures. Recommendations to minimize these impacts are provided in attached toilet hygienic paper.

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

Tooty Frooties lol what a lovely name for a fart!!:)

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

I'd have love to observe how you carried out control environment study on these "subjects"! LOL

No,no,no.

I've started already "NOSE CLIP-Ladies only" W.L.L

Try your luck with mans and whatever...

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

if oil and gas wells get dry, we will start feeding women KFC and launch a fart factory. yeeeeeeeeeee.

but I wonder, does KFC have any similar effect on men and ladyboys?

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girls fart?

Snif,snif...who the heck had garlic here?

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

You have taken this topic almost full circle.

A good release of flatulance can also have the affect of clearing a stuffed nose........allegedly!

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

did you know that if ya got a stuffy nose , wasabi will clear it instantly?try itif ya dont believe me.........

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

and especially the green wasaabi.so hot but so good.

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*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*

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and they so good too.........(dreams sushi tonight)

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*

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sushi is japanese food girl......lol and i love it too- lets go sushi onee of these days? wat say you?

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

Hmmm swiss, how on Earth can a traditional Japanese food be considered fast food ? :S

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield

LOL poor Alexa, I shall pray for u child :P

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong -Garfield

*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*

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hey alexa - must be the spices huh??

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

fast food and me dont go hand in hand- will probably have it if its the last thing on earth and if its for survival only>nibbles on a carrot

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

*WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU COULD NOT FAIL?*

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as SBD..............Silent but deadly!

...OPEN AN WINDOW HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

loud fart is a fart the quieter one is called a 'silencer' (to the true meaning of the word !)lol- it is lethal indeed..........psssssssssssss your dead...........:O)

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

Now I know why I fart beside being ticklish and needing to go to the toilet.

I sure will pass this information to my husband.

we used to call KFC, إطقع وافسي which basically means fart.

I don't know if you call fart on both silence and noisy fart, because we arabs don't

In the Cookies of Life, FRIENDS are the Chocolate Chips

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Good ideea...

Brilliant!

NOSE CLIP W.L.L.

Ladyes only!

I'll be rich

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

Along with the chicken pieces, mayonnaise and sauce on the tray, I found a Nose clip too. LMAO !

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Think Global...Act Local !

do you want to??

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

Should I change my avatar in this topic?

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

wwomen dont fart we just have flatulence............hehehehehehehhhe

life's too short so make the most of it, you only live but once.......

Now dweller's question it's squeezing me:

"Can the gas be collected and marketed?"

"Under what name?"

Can we open a profitable bussines?

Any help???

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

why gas companies prefer women for employment, never a cost, they are so productive,,hehe

it had to be said, sorry couldn't help it.

YOU DONT KNOW ME, DONT EVEN TRY !!!

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Dream on!

Please note in my experence ladies do not FART....... they will always blame us men ....or the dog...:(

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.

- Ben Franklin

Can the gas be collected and marketed? Under what name?

I'll never bite someone near KFC Fast Food.

About this topic...any connection with your job in Gas field?

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Eli Eli Lema Sabachthani?

lolxxx this forum is kinda funny but its true. No one will ever say that never eat junk food but even a doctor will advice you to eat but not in such amount that after eating it makes several sounds.;-)

they always advice to take nt more than two or three times a month.....:p

Well now, that's put me right off my dinner this evening lol.

It's a well-known fact that fast food is bad for you. Best to avoid it.

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As long as the group has no smokers - naked flames and all that gas could be a dangerous combination - Kablammo!

KFC - Kracking Fart Chow

Qatars best known Pirate - Yaarr!

I guess KFC should be the official meal in any gathering then. We could have a contest. hehe "Girls really Gone Wild"