yea sure i will contact her and in last she will shot me with a request i have a billion some where in grave help me dig it out u take 30% and rest invest it just for digging send me some money silly :?
I hope that you are doing fine as i am feeling alright also dear itwas very great when i got yourprofiles and i felt a great spark in my heart whichme to be interested on you despite that i have not seenyou in person but your profiles really gave me anice pleasure to communicate with you. plz here is my email where you can contact me for easiest
communication ([email protected]) i am waiting to hear from you soonest. yours Abidami Dion with much love&higssssss
so u feel that this joke can be shared to everyone and can be enjoyed huh?omg...there r so many other jokes which u can relax and feel like u watched a movie..go for GAGS and CANDID CAMERA
No offence, this is just ma opinion.I thought Ql is really a very moral place and that is why a kiddo(whateva u may call) joined here. This joke is rlli so immoral and y share with others,why not share some facts and useful things?
damn u man u really are right they need a handyman or handy boy not a boyfriend at all the way they sound. next they will say how will we bear infants :D
Corney babe, naaa I assure you there are (few) guys better than that! Hey at least those who try to sleep with somebody else rather than your sis or mother :D
well ooo there's a difference between he won't clean up after himself or mowing the lawn and cheating on u...the first imperfection is tolerable...the second he's out the door! :D
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just being respectful in a sense.. maybe the naughty ones can be toned down
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
as u wish.. but since we r on that topic is there anything which says no jokes in ramadan or you cant laugh and be happy...sheeeeeeps....
do it right - the first time!
Will move over to 'Joke time' - will post it there.. :)
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
don't you think?
Folder still full :)
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
on request???
wow. i hope the folder s not getting finished.lol
do it right - the first time!
just come in here.. good joke lol - how embarrassing for the boy!
Anyone want another joke?? will only post on request :) :)
~ your thoughts create your reality ~
Why did he go for the mother too...
who you calling lazy??
tra la la
thats a she not he jazz cat black fat cat.
and Alexa send her a lovely love letter she will come back. thinkin i got a lesbo friend :D
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I dont need 30 percent boss.My duty time is finished.Dont worry i will contact her. he he he he eh Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye
"Drink Beer Save Water"
I think he meant to send that post as a PM to you, after he heard about the sex change :P
tra la la
yea sure i will contact her and in last she will shot me with a request i have a billion some where in grave help me dig it out u take 30% and rest invest it just for digging send me some money silly :?
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a young gal like dat can never be lonely
n that also in doha hahhahahha
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Uhu hu darude contact her soon.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
for whom was that .................
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
whats that who are you talking to. who is this YOU???
Scam??
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How are you today,
I hope that you are doing fine as i am feeling alright also dear itwas very great when i got yourprofiles and i felt a great spark in my heart whichme to be interested on you despite that i have not seenyou in person but your profiles really gave me anice pleasure to communicate with you. plz here is my email where you can contact me for easiest
communication ([email protected]) i am waiting to hear from you soonest. yours Abidami Dion with much love&higssssss
Hu hu Huh darude want to change sex? from ladies to jents or or or or
"Drink Beer Save Water"
karate chop will that work?? LOL dont be so cruel :?
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I thought it was funny!! Guess that boy got what he deserved.
And Da, if you need a sex change,I can help you out, one karate chop and you will be all fixed :D
tra la la
there may be cultural differences or different habits and tastes.
first days i was complaining about much sex stuff here too but they were mostly about prostitution so its kinda different.
and in anyway i wud think that joke is ok:)
wehehehehehe....bad boyfriend..:P
sorry guys, didn't bother to check on the conversations here (kind of long, page 2!)..what are you up to now?
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and where in the hell am i going to change my sex now to try them will get lesbo with them :D
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I thought the joke was funny.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
so u feel that this joke can be shared to everyone and can be enjoyed huh?omg...there r so many other jokes which u can relax and feel like u watched a movie..go for GAGS and CANDID CAMERA
thanks
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Diva Lounge is women only. Sorry DaRude.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Do they have females for males :?
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Between Al Mirgab and Al Sadd. Take a right by the Toys r Us on C-Ring.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Somewhere in the area behind Chilli’s off the C ring road … been there once, sorry I can’t explain any better …
What joke?? What's immoral?
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
not to sound stupid ... but where is DL
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
i learnd a joke.
but the useful part. i saw some funny things and relaxed. like watching a movie..
what did u learn outta this?only if u learned, u can call it useful dude.
i am having useful and serious things for 10 hrs a day. so this is also useful..
No offence, this is just ma opinion.I thought Ql is really a very moral place and that is why a kiddo(whateva u may call) joined here. This joke is rlli so immoral and y share with others,why not share some facts and useful things?
I recommend Diva Lounge too. Great place.
Thanks Gypsy, I’ll give them a try : )
Lol Jauntie ...
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Hijack ended
i am professional so it is not problem if they pay well:)
i can make a reference list. but i think i dont have my customers numbers anymore:)
I believe the grammatically correct answer to that is: You 'can', but you 'may' not ! ;o)
I enjoy them. It's a really nice relaxing place.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Nib – tempted but maybe next time :D
Gypsy – are they really good? I foresee extremely stressful time coming ahead and need to get prepared …
me?:)
I go to Diva's Lounge.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Hijacking for a sec, sorry!
Speaking of massages, anywhere you would suggest?
Cool story.I am imaging the face of the boy friend in the restaurant at praying time.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
Strong yes I am, paitient no I'm not. Sorry Corne, I'm generous but Gypsy doesn't share Masseuses.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
no i dont agree with that at all. talking about strength yea i told you you females are stronger but LAZY ONE :?
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Hey Gypo can u share ur massuese with me ? I really need one, just make sure he's cute and strong :D
We bear kids, cause God knows we're stronger and more patient :P
guess u forgot tailors :D
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it cud be the opposite. he cud start with wife too:p
I need a boyfriend and a handyman...and a maid, and a driver, and a full time masseuse... I could go on.
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
Corney - Smarter is already better : )
damn u man u really are right they need a handyman or handy boy not a boyfriend at all the way they sound. next they will say how will we bear infants :D
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Those guys aren't better, they're just smarter lol
Corney babe, naaa I assure you there are (few) guys better than that! Hey at least those who try to sleep with somebody else rather than your sis or mother :D
oh so a boyfriend isn't a handyman ?? And all this time I thought that was a boyfriend's only job! damnit! So what are boyfriends used for ? :P
Oh we're powerful, but why should we do the stuff that we make men do ? :P
We're smart u know ;)
corny u need a handyman...not a boyfriend .....lol
do it right - the first time!
what are stolls and ladders for and openning a jar i heard women are alot powerful :D
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Oh and open tight jars ?? :P
darude great idea.
they seem to match too lol
take it easy ladies.....jk
do it right - the first time!
But Darude who's going to get us things we can't reach up on the shelves ? :P
yes no wonder typical guys look for "typical girls". lol
do it right - the first time!
better find urself girlfriend if you both arent happy with boyfriends. :?
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This one isn't "very imperfect"...this one is a typical guy :P haha
ooooooooo......oh sorry ...got carried away....lol....was that about me ???lol
do it right - the first time!
Very good, good humour, laugh ha ha hi hi
Corney babe, this one is not just less than perfect, he is very imperfect :D
as regards boyfriends what level of imperfection are u willing to settle for.....lol.......
do it right - the first time!
well ooo there's a difference between he won't clean up after himself or mowing the lawn and cheating on u...the first imperfection is tolerable...the second he's out the door! :D
And speaking about less than perfect boyfriend …
he could have asked for the condoms at home too lol
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Moral of the story: Think before u speak!
Oh and make sure u know who ur girlfriend's dad is before buying a condom!