crazy woman am not Jack
just had the wakiest day in my life. as i usually do around noon i go to villagio where i allow my self to get robbed for some laouzy food and an 8 riyal laban cup from saba7 and masa.
at any case around about the time i finish eaching this excuse for a meal. and while i was throwing away the garbage like a good little boy i heard this lady US voice screaming at me at the back of my neck.
at first i didnt turn my heard around thinking that couldnt involve me since i didnt do anything wrong. than i had a big push at my back so i turned and saw this american lady yelling here head off about and get this:
- my name is jack
-i am here X bf from california
-she ran away to qatar to be away from me
-i followed here to qatar cz am a very bad guy and wont leave here alone
-she will call the police now
now you can immagine the shock i had!!!
i tried to explain to here that my name is Alex and i am lebanese and not american and you can tell from the accent anyway. am here working in qatar for the past 3 years and you have me confused for someone else.
here reply was as follows:
dont pretend to be a dumb arab/lebanese guy and stop using this ugly accent i know who you are and you are going to pay.
now i didnt know at this stage if i should calm here down or just slapp here for insulting me and my country.
NB: i had half the villagio people surrounding me, almost all of the villagio security including this weird lebanese security boss of them.
now people are starting looking at me funny like i am a rappist of something and i think some of them was about to call the police at anywho i ended up showing here my ID to beleive me and buy here 2 laban for 8 riyal each (really hate that laban) so that she could calm down.
was anyone their to see it? what a crazy day!
letz try to find that lady...
maybe she has a lot of beer at home...
weeeeehhhhh!!!!lol
asamarji .....you really had a long day...lol
To be the centre of action at Villagio....lol.......would you go there tomorrow?
.....if you do, then better carry a mask...lol
man trust me that was the last thing on my mind. i only knew i had a big problem that i need to get out off.
looker or no looker
if she was a looker then you should've given her one.
i wouldnt be surprised jam.
man that labana i drank have started kicking in my stomach and gave that lady 2 cups i wonder whats happening to here now!
I vaguely remember a american woman posting something on QL about her looking for her husband jack who moved to Qatar. She stated the husband basically ditched her and left her son in a different state and something about bus fare money or somthing. So who knows maybe she stalked you from here!
think the post might have been deleted since she wrote the persons name hmmmm
trust me a girl doesnt need a pickup line to lure a guy into here nest... a simple look will do if it doesnt a simple hi is more than enough. its a diff story for us men we always have to take the extra mile. the last 8 miles ( if you catch my drift ).
at any case i liked to share with QL what happened it seems only 1 guy here witnessed what happened to me thank god!
although crazy things usually end up happening around me all the time. it seems am a weirdo magnet of some sort but i never publish them. its my first time i publish a similar thing.
am glad you enjoyed my thread and gave you laugh :)
asamarji, not all us ladies have such dazzling pick up lines as the one you've just mentioned, personally "hey man nice keychain" works just fine for me. lol
There are so many QLers, how can none like you?! Well, Iv met quite a few and they are good people...
Anyway this thread is banging, I laughed so hard...thanks!
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
man dare or no dare that wasnt FUNNY!
what happened to i dare you to go say i love you or kiss a complete stranger. that would have been nice although i think the output will still be jail either ways :)
if that was a pick up line than i really must be outdated. what happened to lines like " God must be missing an angel cz am looking at one right now".
i didnt want anything to do with that woman, as per the laban well i felt kinda bad for the lady plus the laban tasted like sh*t so did i do something nice or didnt i!!!!!?
as per other Qler's, i dont think they like me much and never ever met anyone actually. but thx anyway :D
May be it was a dare a bet she must have been asked to do....
asamarji you are niiice...you even got her laban? Maybe this was her way of making a move on you, talk about a pick up line.
Well there is the QAWS meeting today, you could go for it at Silver Cafe, you'll meet plenty QLers...Im sure peeps would like to hear this story complete with sound effects! lollll.
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
Nice lead-in.. I'm impressed..
but you are correct this would make a nice party material to ammuse the guys at my expense :)
maybe i can tell it in a Ql party if i ever get invited to one some day.
well it ended by realising that am not this jack person she said she's sorry and i got here to laban drinks to calm here down although i had a feeling she needed something else and not laban
asmarji, lol thats true, here people take things really seriously. Im laughing at the demented lady, not you...lol, well kinda laughing at the thought of your reaction. Think of it this way you have something to write home about, hehe.
So how did it all end then?
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
i didnt ran away. the situation was solved peacefully after the lady realized that she had made a mistake.
it seems i looked like this other guy who did something really bad to here.
am just happy it ended as is.
You can be straight with us at QL..
Why did you run away ?? Did you put a bun in the oven??
well labda you wouldnt be laughing if you were in my shoes. i mean i wouldnt mind some drama from time to time but please not like this and not in qatar.
well she did say california and if am not mistaking that's in the states.
it was a simple identity mix up but it seems that wutever happened to the lady was a huge deal for here to act that way.
i do feel sorry for here but am glad it didnt evolve any further.
aaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha, asamarii, lolllllll
Poor you man, that must have been crazy. Ahhhhh some people have all the luck....drama in my life pleeeaaase!! hehe
But that lady, lol, nutter or what??! too funny
"Quit hanging on to the handrails . . . Let go. Surrender. Go for the ride of your life. Do it every day." Melody Beattie
Oohh.. spill spill!!
Some action in Doha?!?! YESSSSSSS!!!
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How do you know that she was American and not Canadian?
I don't think that you are so innocent after all.
I feel that you aren't telling the whole truth.
You are hiding something.
Is easy to write a story and act like you are innocent about it.
You probably did something real moronic and you got caught red handed.
Enjoy your meal and bon-appetite.
I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"
did this happen in your dreams or what?
I don't believe that someone just pass threw such a strange and wierd day could live and tell about it I really thought that the police will take you for more and depear investigation and I can't believe that your react was so cold you didn't move and you turned red and if it wasn't for the Lebanese women (head of security) you could be on your one way flight to lebanon you should really thanks her alot I wish I took a picture for that moment but it just didn't hit me untill to late anyway good luck and hope next time you run like hell!!!! good luck bro
well i saw some people taking a video of the thing i wouldnt be surprised to find it on youtube soon.
Sounds awesome! It's rare to get that much excitement in Doha. Did her breath smell strongly of alcohol?