Cool Break-up letter.

t_coffee_or_me
By t_coffee_or_me

A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his
girl friend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.

In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,
Ricky

By anonymous• 5 Sep 2007 00:43
anonymous

wuts up Gals ?? chill out .. wut ur yelling for ..

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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

By Cornellian• 4 Sep 2007 23:51
Cornellian

LMAO. Thanks for ur deep concern, but I don't need help...it's called "HUMOR"...ever hear of that word before? As for alcohol, I'm not drink...again "HUMOR", u should REALLY google that word, very handy! And I have nothing to apologize for, infact if someone should apologize it should be u cause ur grumpy tight panties attitude :P

By Maria.m• 4 Sep 2007 23:46
Maria.m

If you do all the above you have mentioned, please get professional help. There is Hamad Medical Hospital for Mentally Sick people. Please re-read your comments in the morning after the effect of alcohol has subsided. I accept all apologies in advance.

By Cornellian• 4 Sep 2007 23:29
Cornellian

Well once a upon a time, I used to worry about me too...but then me drove me nuts, and now I don't worry anymore! :D

By jauntie• 4 Sep 2007 23:24
jauntie

I couldn't have put it better myself, although you DO at times worry me. ... a bit .... not a lot, but a bit :P

Maria. You really DO sound familiar, but I shan't hold that against you, 'cos you seem like a regular sort of QLer-type.

Big G help us all! :D

By Cornellian• 4 Sep 2007 23:16
Cornellian

Jauntie can't stop stalking u it's her day-time job, I on the other hand do it as a hobby :D I love hiding in bushes outside people's houses, having walls filled with their pics, calling them in the middle of the night, following them everywhere...u know the whole deal...it's alot of fun! So my apologies we are unable to stop stalking or harrassing anyone, it's way too cool :D And don't worry if u don't want to give us the pleasure of fighting, then we'll fight with ourselves...Fighting with myself is awesome cause I always win the fight! :D

By Maria.m• 4 Sep 2007 23:11
Maria.m

I don't know what you are talking about - stop speculating. Please stop stalking me and no I will not give you the pleasure of a fight. I am having an innocent kind of fun in QL Lounge. I come here to unwind myself.

By jauntie• 4 Sep 2007 22:57
jauntie

why not respond to the other comments on here as well?

I keep wondering if you are someone who knows us all but we know you as a different name, perhaps?

By Maria.m• 4 Sep 2007 22:49
Maria.m

I think after receiving the letter the woman said 'What a jerk. Good that I left him. Well in time'. Thereafter she ran to the nearest clinic and got herself medically examined for HIV STD's etc...

By aratchhb• 4 Sep 2007 22:02
aratchhb

i blieve on one thing easy come easy go

so what u will do u will get

keep smiling

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By anonymous• 4 Sep 2007 14:15
anonymous

ohhhhhhh so nice .. i like it a lot ... i wonder how she receive her letter ..

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http://www.showcaseyourmusic.com/LittleGuitarist

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

By DaRuDe• 4 Sep 2007 12:40
DaRuDe

Have asked me got 1 album full :D LOOOOOOOOOOL

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By pink_lipstick• 4 Sep 2007 11:34
pink_lipstick

funny, i wonder how the girl must of felt :P

" Remember Kids Beer is Good For You :P "

By Imz• 4 Sep 2007 11:12
Imz

I wouldn't mind doin the same.. god forbid if it happened to me!

By herne• 4 Sep 2007 10:01
herne

Smart solution.

By anonymous• 4 Sep 2007 09:57
anonymous

Very clever of him lol.

By t_coffee_or_me• 4 Sep 2007 09:45
t_coffee_or_me

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

By sentibhim• 4 Sep 2007 09:44
sentibhim

Happy independence day Ricky.Though i don't know u.lol

"Drink Beer Save Water"

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