Caught Flirting****

johninqatarliving
By johninqatarliving

Hypothetical situation: You are at a party with your boyfriend. While he's chatting with some of his friends, you start talking to a handsome guy, and you quickly realise he's flirting with you.

You turn around, and find your boyfriend has been watching you for the last few minutes silently. Now, how will he react?

The answer lies in his sun sign.

Aries - will give you a resounding slap that will probably knock you down and storm off home - but will forgive you tomorrow.

Taurus - will quietly leave along with you, and make you regret the day you were born all the way home, and will lock you out for a week.

Gemini - will join you, tear the competition apart with sarcasm, and then go flirt with someone else.

Cancer - will burst into tears and go home to his mother.

Leo - will throw his drink in your face, and create a scene that will be guaranteed to be recorded on somebody's cameraphone and turn up on youtube in your office.

Virgo - will just vanish and you won't even realise it. It'll take you months to be able to talk to him again.

Libra - will smile and act normal. And will make a little note in his mental notebook - he's allowed to flirt and more… with somebody else next time to balance.

Scorpio - will also leave quietly, but will cut the brake wire in your car while going.

Sagittarius - may not notice you were flirting at all - lucky you - but will explode like a hand grenade if he catches on. And will dump you instantly.

Capricorn - will watch in silence until you wet your pants with guilt, and make you buy an Apple laptop to make up.

Aquarius - will become best friends with the boy. And no, it's not leading up to a threesome - you will get sidelined while they discuss global warming.

Pisces - will become depressed and sit in morose silence for the rest of the party, refusing to dance, speak, or leave. Good chance of him getting weepy-drunk as well, and re-evaluating your whole future life together.

Now that you know what to expect - go ahead and go wild! Just remember - you've been forewarned…

By cleo• 28 May 2009 10:55
cleo

got it now UkengQatar...thanks for the info...

By starfaith25• 28 May 2009 10:52
Rating: 3/5
starfaith25

hmmm..im a cancerian but what do i do?

Gemini - will join you, tear the competition apart with sarcasm, and then go flirt with someone else.

By GodFather.• 28 May 2009 10:45
Rating: 3/5
GodFather.

cleo Our BritExpat is a member of the pride tribe, and has a femine side, he loves every think pink. He owns a Pink Kia, wears a pink thong etc.

So dont get confused..)

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HE WHO DARES WINS

By cleo• 28 May 2009 10:39
cleo

your profile shows that you are a male..how come the He and the Thong things?..or i just sipped a lot of coffee this morning?????...

By britexpat• 27 May 2009 23:14
britexpat

The same thing happened to me. He just stared at me till I wet my thongs with guilt...

By shoeaddict• 27 May 2009 23:06
shoeaddict

im falling out of my chair now....

By ajnabi0707• 27 May 2009 19:18
ajnabi0707

oh wow..watch..i guess there will b no sign will apply only u will c his red face n bit smoke out of his head...so there will b only sign of anger...:)

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"(The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.)"

By shankie30• 27 May 2009 16:32
shankie30

You're asking what would be my boyfriends reaction over the flirting stuff..hmmmm

He will love me more ..... and more answers in the moon! :)

By rebel• 27 May 2009 16:26
rebel

em also scorpio:P

By zambo• 27 May 2009 16:03
zambo

he he nice one.....im scorpio but i feel like of pisces....hmm something wrong

By mzain• 27 May 2009 16:02
mzain

........lolxxxx cleo.......am Scorpio too ;oP.........

By fubar• 27 May 2009 15:57
fubar

Why is it that in none of these situations your boyfriend gives the guy flirting with you a telling off?

Why would your boyfriend be so stupid as to blame you for being flirted at, especially if you weren't flirting back??

If you date a guy lacking in basic social perception skills, then you could expect such an immature reaction.

By cleo• 27 May 2009 15:47
Rating: 4/5
cleo

watch out....

Scorpio - will also leave quietly, but will cut the brake wire in your car while going.

By phoebe• 27 May 2009 15:16
phoebe

this will be mine...

Virgo - will just vanish and you won't even realise it. It'll take you months to be able to talk to him again.

Mushkila...

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving!!!

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