Can anyone tell me how on earth you milk a rat ?
Drink rats' milk, says Heather Mills
By staff and agencies
Last Updated: 2:30am GMT 21/11/2007
Heather Mills has urged people to drink milk from rats and dogs to help save the planet.
Lady McCartney said: 'Eighty per cent of global warming comes from livestock and deforestation'
Ms Mills said that livestock created far more carbon emissions than transport, so we should go vegan - someone who eats no meat or dairy produce - or at least find something else to put in tea or coffee.
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Ekkhhh! Who would drink rat's milk ? Rat's are infested with all sorts of diseases. No way!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
Wait it will be available in supermarket soon
unfortunately this is What happens when you drink rats milk.
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LOL
"Drink Beer Save Water"
not drink rat milk please. my teacher into village is to be always drink rat milk and all teeth become big and straight-----to be coming out from mouth. now when it is to rain we are taking shed under roof teeth.
lol..whatever jass, still couldn't imagine how they would milk rat...:D
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All I can picture is a Simpson's Episode where the school started using rat's for the school milk because it was cheaper than cow milk. IT was so funny, because they had all these rats hooked up to udder milkers...
tra la la
ok, i just read the topic title..(didn't go through the details) as my mind is screaming..."what?????" no way!..lol
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I think she was talking about live cows, cause they release alot of methane gas which contributes alot to the greenhouse effect.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
I guess she meant dead animals who become coal, oil and gas after million of years or secondly when the animals die they bodies decompose and this results in carbon emissions.
Whatever she means by drinking rats milk. I simply cannot think of any logical reason for it.
Whatever she is saying just doesnt make sense to me.
Anyways I dont eat meat a lot but I definitely dont want to quit it altogether.
The question is not "how to milk a rat", it's why the hell would u want too ?? I personally think vegans are cucko (I know I'm gana pay for that comment but who cares lol), I can't live without meat or dairy products, infact it's unhealthy to be a vegan even with all that supplement pills and soya crap, at the end of the day there's nothing like a big juicy steak! :P
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong - Garfield
I'm not touching that one :/
....but did she consult her lawyer !! She did'nt say anything about milking Paul, did she ?
I shall eat alot of that in the coming weeks ...
Have you EVER eaten sprouts? They are akin to self-combustion! (think 'fart') lol
Cattle and horses chew cud (grass and green stuff) and if you've ever stood behind a horse after it's eaten, you will know what I mean.
we should be in Santa's house on the 17th of December, i can pass your letter to him :D
how can livestock created more carbon emission than transport? Do they drink fuel?
"Ms Mills said that livestock created far more carbon emissions than transport"
Ask it to the person who has given this advise.
Maybe she is using it and that could be the reason why Paul wants to get away from her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt like a quiet night in, writing my letter to Santa (which I shall have biked round to you before 1.00) and wading through a bottle of wine :D
thank you. Are you not going out to Orion tonight? How is Lucky? Does it settle quickly at your home? x
are you not suppose to be in Orion now? our bags are packed, the boys are napping and the limousine coming at 1am.
shouldn't you be in flight by now?
and as for rat's milk ... hmmm I think you'd need a lot to get a 'drinka pinta milk a day' (unless you were a baby rat)
so that Heather will be back to her sanity.
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我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。
You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
hmmmmmmmm a dose of what
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
I hope...
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我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。
You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
its a big JOKE right!
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
will she let her kids drink rat's milk?
I don't think so..
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我听见 我忘记; 我看见 我记住; 我做 我了解。
You can't understand until you walk a mile in someone else's shoes.
well it depends how many liters u want 1 rat can produce around 20ml...that being said i'd like to know where i can find milk producing rats at the supermarket :)but given today's technology i'm sure they developed rat milk suction pumps to attatch to its little nipples.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot
very clever of you Senti ... why dont i think of that?
Dont forget to tie both legs of back side.lol
"Drink Beer Save Water"
good idea smoke ... will have to try your suggestion :D How many do i need for a glass of milk then?
dont ask silly questions now...u just grab hold of the rats little nipples and u start milking it...havent u ever milked a cow before its the same thing only smaller.
Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot