Calmness in our lives

By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you can find new inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished"

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozas prescribtion, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of choclates.

You have no freaking idea how good I feel! Please pass this one to those you feel might be in need of inner peace...