For British Northeners Only :)

shazbat
By shazbat

I hope the attached Word document makes you smile :)

By dweller• 7 Oct 2008 21:18
dweller

Rarely if ever used it.

Prefer the "Woodhead" or "The Snake".

By Grouch• 7 Oct 2008 17:41
Grouch

Grouch !!

Sheffield lad myself,but lived with the Scots for a while,Glasgow, Inverness, Fort William even lived in the Outer Hebrides for a while in Stornoway always found them to be welcoming and friendly. Tried to drink the bars dry with many of them.

Worked in Kuwait with a load of Mancs. brilliant some great characters and still good friends. When I go back to Yorkshire I never go further South than Nottingham, any where past Watford definately a no go area ! Always get funny looks "daw'n sowf" when I take the ferrits for a walk, I just tip my flat cap and smile. ee by gum !

By Oryx• 7 Oct 2008 17:04
Oryx

ROFL

oh that is absolutely brilliant.... i would never live anywhere else in England apart from the North.

eee that were smashin'

My Nana used to say, 'give over wi' tho mithering and skriking' Lancashire born and bred.

By shazbat• 7 Oct 2008 16:46
Rating: 2/5
shazbat

Me too, Rawtenstall (Rottenstawl)to Leeds :)

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By britexpat• 7 Oct 2008 10:44
Rating: 4/5
britexpat

Used to drive from lancashire to Yorkshire of a weekend.. Taking the winding road from Burnley, through Rawtenstall and up to Halifax..

The good old days before the M62

By anonymous• 7 Oct 2008 10:28
anonymous

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By baldrick2dogs• 7 Oct 2008 10:25
baldrick2dogs

Is it's proximity to Lancashire ;o)

Did you Google it first?

By anonymous• 7 Oct 2008 10:21
anonymous

not british, so stuff em...They hate us anyway.Best we just saw scotland off and push it out to sea.....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By mjamille28• 7 Oct 2008 10:19
mjamille28

i'd still stick with venus... :P

By britexpat• 7 Oct 2008 10:18
britexpat

Lookshoory!

The caption says "British Northerners".. Does that include the Picts from over the border the noo ?

By anonymous• 7 Oct 2008 10:16
anonymous

There's a good place in England???

:-P

By mjamille28• 7 Oct 2008 10:10
Rating: 2/5
mjamille28

hey marhab, WTH you doing here with your gin.... :P

By anonymous• 7 Oct 2008 10:04
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

Full stop, no arguements please.

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By marhabtain• 7 Oct 2008 07:33
marhabtain

Numpties ! Yippee, Yippeee, its Bombay gin for me!

By baldrick2dogs• 7 Oct 2008 07:29
baldrick2dogs

Did you Google it first?

By dweller• 6 Oct 2008 22:37
dweller

Tha can allus tell a Yorkshireman but tha can't tell 'im much!

By HAPPYDAY• 6 Oct 2008 21:28
HAPPYDAY

lol very funny, love it!

By Grouch• 6 Oct 2008 21:04
Grouch

Grouch !!

Too right you'll do for me Mr Paul!!(Shandy with no head I might add)

By anonymous• 6 Oct 2008 19:19
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

Southern shandy drinking puffs ....

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM

By Grouch• 6 Oct 2008 18:32
Grouch

Grouch !!

Aye lad yer reight sum seh we cant talk proper, but at least we talk to each other !

Lived North and lived South, would much rather live with the "poor" friendly people than spending hours commuting in underground sewers where people dont even look at each other never mind trying to communicate!

Naw what I mean geezer!

By marhabtain• 6 Oct 2008 17:47
marhabtain

Yippee, Yippeee, its Bombay gin for me! My 4th since Tea time!

By mjamille28• 6 Oct 2008 17:44
Rating: 4/5
mjamille28

WTH,.... oh wait, it's the gin again, i suppose...

By marhabtain• 6 Oct 2008 17:42
marhabtain

Hecky Thump and I 'll go to the bottom our stairs! Yer daft Numpty yer missed out Wassock! Yer also missecd us word for pork pie! PIG TART! And a Black Pudding is a Widows memory right! Yippee, Yippeee yer daft Wassock!its Bombay gin for me! Bye heck!

By anonymous• 6 Oct 2008 17:35
Rating: 4/5
anonymous

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By Pieman• 6 Oct 2008 17:06
Rating: 4/5
Pieman

I've seen that before and its funny. Unfortunatly I'm from 'up north' and most of it is true hahaha.

I,ve got a really good clip called Yorkshire airlines. I would attach it but I don't know how.....seriously. It sits on my desk top at the moment if any advice out there.

just eat another pie

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