Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the trees. Most men don`t want to reach for the good ones because they are scared of falling and getting hurt.Instead, sometimes they take the apples from the ground that are'nt as good, but easy. The apples at the top think there is something is wrong with them, when in fact they are actually amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb to the top of the tree.

Now men... men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes and it is up to the women to stomp the scheize out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.