Achmed the Dead Terrorist

75 million views might be the hints you needed that this has been round facebook a dozen times.

im with a merry can muslim, lost interest after the i kill you joke. I did find it funny how he spelt his name with the added "phlem"

you must have read or seen the musical "Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?" it was very funny and John Powers writes some really good stuff about being Catholic.

They were also called Mary Janes.

tnx! how r u guys

lol, i had already made a post with him, but if you guys wanna keep laughing, just watch "Walter" in same show as Achmed.

Only God Can Judge Me

الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي

I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer

أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ

all class, they're promoting "silence, i kill you" as a ring tone in australia.

the failed terrorist is funny...:)

In this modern world, internet is the great equalizer.

The beginning was hilarious but I thought it seriously lost it after the "I kill you" stuff...

They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to see it... --George Carlin

i realy love the way u answer .keep it up

but can we also know what iss the video

I was laughing at that time.

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

And LOL to Alexa too for her replies. :D

"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach

What this world needs is a little more "Political Incorrectness"..

A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost."

"What do you mean almost?" question the priest.

"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!"

"Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"

Ach Its great! Loved the Jewish jokes.... You post something similar and I kill YOU!

known about it for quite a while, but still LMAO everytime I see it... I have a friend that can imitate the "silence, I kill you" part... even the eye action he does.... its hysterical....

"if you don't like the heat... get out of the kitchen... but stop trying to fan the flames before you leave... it will burn you on the a** as you go through the doorway...." ME

visit www.qaws.org

Its very old video. i saw this on youtube last year i think.but everytime i do watch it, gives me the giggles.

I saw it 2 months ago, and somebody said:"If you post that on QL, you'll be deported". Times are changing.

If only all the real terrorists were like that, life would've been so much better! lol

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

Cannot believe I said that!

I keep replaying it and I keep laughing! It's just too funny! Especially the way he looks at the audience and then shreks "SILENCE, I KILL U!"

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield

Steamy, real and sooooo fuunnny. I somehow felt pain at first, (my brother's name is Ahmed!!! but he’s a musician) then came back to my senses right away.

Thanks again

Salam

Thanks for that! Made my day :D

Scarlett... my lips are sealed... or else..."I'll kill you!" :)

shoes...now HOW did you know that treys dad???? hmmm??? they are quite reflective... ;)

I thought bad Catholic girls don't wear panties at all. :)

confessional booth...

and thank goodness for being busy...hate to have the job of checking other folks' knickers...thank goodness for small favors...lol

I don't know to be honest Scarlett, I haven't got the time to check someone else panties, let's ask Red_Pope B-)

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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.

~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987

or is that just a myth?

lol 'I Kill You'!

because I wear pink panties and am a bad catholic B-(I should really turn off my PM

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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.

~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987

good evening FC why would anyone want to ban u hmmm?

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

Smokey baby, that was funny!

I thought I was banned here, now I could log in $-)

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People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.

~Elizabeth Drew, The New Yorker, 16 February 1987

I like the part where he says SILENCE....I KILL U :p

Where there is Fire...There is Coke. Where there is Rum..There is Smoke - Sir Smoke-a-Lot

have to admit..made me giggle...especially when his feet fall..