15 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, "Oh, my God! Where the hell am I ?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed. If your roommate asks, say you don't know what
he/she is talking about.

2.Buy a Jack-in-the-Box. Everyday, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

3. Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say, "Oh, he's around here somewhere."

4. Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

5. When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say, "That was your mom. She said she'd call back."

6. Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals,
and say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted."

7. Wear your shoes on the wrong feet, all the time. Constantly complain that your feet hurt.

8. Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/ her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it, and circulate it around campus. If your roommate protests, say, "The people have a
right to know!"

9. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly. ("Frank Johnson! Oh, wow! 837-9494! Holy cow!)

10. Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window.
Make it look like a suicide. Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.

11. As your roommate tries to fall asleep, watch him while sharpening a butcher knife.

12. Make cue cards for your roommate. Get them out whenever you'd like to have a conversation.

13. Set up about twenty plants in an organized formation. When your roommate walks in, pretend to be in the middle of delivering a speech to the plants. Whisper to them, "We'll continue this
later," while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.

14. Keep some worms in a shoebox. When doing homework, go and consult with the worms every so often. Then become angry, shouting at the worms that they're stupid and they don't know
what they're talking about.

15. While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold you head, and moan.