Joke for the day
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the US hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen"!!
u r lucky u r boen in india where u can find freedom of speech freedom of all.please dont misuse is my request let us make india a best place in this world.i m proud to be INDIAN.
Tinker...you can add discussion on RAJ also in the PM's then...:)
Relax guys...its just a joke... we crack such jokes all the time among us, right... no need to get worked up at slightest mention of the word "India"...:) And BTW a joke is to smile so please say "lol" and move on, please...let the weekened mood be as it should be...:)
Why is it that your version of the history is different from ours ??
We actually left after putting into place the infrastructure and processes for a future prosperous country :O)
Yah, i did see the title...But i can sense OP's sarcasm in it for defining the loopholes in our govt.sector..:)
I could be wrong too..It could also be possible that OP must have used the wrong section for posting his/her JOKE.
We would willingly take back the running of the ministries....
Please don't remind me of the good old days of the Raj .. Chai on the patio. Panklawalla near by. Meme Sahib on the veranda with her parasol..... Good times :O(
now i get it...
this is hilarious :D
Perhaps they should outsource :O)
did you see the title?
s_isale, OP is indirectly criticizing the working atmosphere in an INDIAN govt.sector which is actually not the case always...
:)
that's the joke isale :)
isnt this supposed to be in the funnies section if it is a joke?