ARE YOU THE ONE?

I am truly ashamed at my offensive fantasies. But it was supers fault, he knows im on medication and shouldnt bait me. As a penance i promise to whip myself with a riding crop until it really bloody well hurts.

I am shocked and offended at the way you are making fun of people with big ears and epilepsy! How could you!

:P :) ;)

PMSL at supers flat-headed woman with no teeth. For those of you with vivid imaginations; add jug ears and epilepsy. I know i know... super brings out the worst in me.

That was QCat. I just painted a picture and your imagination ran away with you. Naughty things

Oh...Then you implied what your dream women would look like...and wear you would like to put your beer.

No I didn't do that either. That was you ;)

No you impleid what you would like done to your anatomy though. :)

QC I didn't mention my anatomy. Did I?

Where's his photo gone he alwaus had a photo there???

Super,

After contemplating in private everything you said about your anatomy, I won't be able to concentrate for a week.

Ok Super, I will only think pure thoughts from now on, like Barking Bob said.

DG don't say things like that. Now I will never be able to concentrate

You and Super are making my day brighter.

Why sorry?

;-)

Sorry :(. I have a very dirty mind today for some reason. :(

To the pure all things appear pure!

Yeah DG quit blaming us for the stuff you keep imagining

I haven't said anything. It's all in your mind

I'm saying nothin till I seen ma lawyer

I don't think gineeshlee is the one who's going to get himself kicked off the site. :)

Flat head to rest a pint on

LOL

LOL Super! I wasn't sure about the flat head but I understood the legless and the no teeth. I'm going to need some time to think of a suitably perverted reponse.

maybe ;) meant you got it...

No all guys would dig this one. I guess it is a guy joke. Draw a picture of a legless woman with a flat head and no teeth "standing" next to a guy holding a pint of beer and it might make sense.

You have eclectic tastes in women Super I must say. ;)

and no teeth...

It's like a spinning top.

And flat heads....

GIASI would get that

There are, of course, benefits to women with no legs...................

bingo!

Ah! I get it, it's cause they're drunk! Ha ha ha.

is "being legless" an English expression?

Is that cause you're short?

Legless women tend to prefer me

Typical, no man can handle a legless woman with 5 kids and bad breath. I'm destined to be alone for ever. :(

DG, I am sure you are dreaming of being "loved upon". For some reason, he is not answering yet, maybe you scared him off?

I'm getting quite a few mental pictures of that...mostly from xxx rated websites. Yikes.

The thing that is most scary is he is looking for a woman "to be loved upon"? "until the last".

Sounds a bit grim

I don't think I've quite reached that level of desperation yet Super. Give me another week or two and than I'll be ready to accept his marriage proposal.

Don't be so quick to run. He seems a good bet. Gainfully, employed, tolerant, not too picky. I say go for it!

He'll have to catch me Super, I'm awfully fast on my stumps. ;)And I have my five children to push my wheelchair.

If he says yes it is binding.

I am 22, missing both legs, have chronic halitosis and am going blind. I've never married and have 5 children. Will you marry me?

You are a big Hindi GARIGA geenish !!

ginny... you ********... how could you? I thought we had something? we shared so much together... getting rid of mujahids remains (that should put some flavour in a BK whopper), those tender moments like you varnishing my wooden leg, me waxing your back.

i should have suspected when in the restaurant you ordered that whole tandoori chicken with extra butter and then took it with you when you went to the bathroom.

im still confused about when we went to the zoo. where did you disappear to? and where did all those scratches and bites come from?

needless to say, i never ever want to see you or your pet chimpanzee ever again. but i would like my handcuffs back, just drop them off at my building. You can keep the olive oil and chilli paste.

i hope u meet mujahid very soon.

I just had another thought. When does Sunny arrive?

Has anyone got Sheebu's number?

lol Venom ... :-)

so basically what he's looking for is a one eyed woman who cant hear, speaks a foreign language, follows a different religion, who was single, got married then got divorced, then got married again but became a widow, has one kid, and last but not least was working for Mc Donalds. Hmmmm some dream girl huh!

you'll even accept those with minor disability. That is so romantic

damn its u again! gineeshlee put ur hands where i can see them and step away from the computer. DO IT NOW!! You have the right to remain silent, anything u say or do gets on my nerves, u DONT have the right to holy matrimony, AND you wont be provieded with a wife. however may I interest u in a calling our toll free number any time of day and we'll be pleased to serve you...please dial 1800-sunnyishere or visit www.sunnywilldateuanytime.cum