What happened, whats wrong, what to do?

By samir_yassir •
“Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'”
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You are caught in the matrix. I have sent an SOS to Neo, he is coming to rescue you.
LOL, whatever you're smoking, make sure Colt gets one too..
right on colt! pass the dutchie on the left hand side....
Whatever you're smoking, can I have some of it ;-)
Thank you for being so clever, you are totally correct, would like people to have the same way of thinking like you do, and no I did not say that I thought about it......thank you very much.
Samir, This is an old Stephen Wright comedy routine. Don't know where you found it, but it was first used by Stephen Wright in the early 90's.
I know you didn't think it up yourself.
Good morning Samir, its almost noon!
WAKE UP!
or duplicate now?
No one knows me
then whayt else?
samir are u drunk... lol.
Thank you very much I have an appointment just after yours
suicide map! :p
psychiatry is down the hall 3rd door on your right
Freakin Classic
since it is the wrong person posting how does he know it should be in the funnies.
I think this is meant to be in funnies.
you are exactly in the wrong room! LOL
Chopped,amputed
what do u mean by the word EVERYTHING????? is ur body parts in place??? lol
Do we know you?
this is the frickin' weirdo' funny story ever!
Stop drinkin', dude! :)
you go and contunie to sleep, hehehe maybe u will wake up again and everything will be change;):)
Your room mate must also have been replaced by his duplicate. By the way, where were you that night? Lol
your in a very bad dream!
Every thing replaced means what ??room mate says Do i know u ? what u want tell
LOL did they replace ur body parts too ?
sorry but cant get wat u mean, can u come again plz ?
please!