How to cook a Turkey
With Christmas just moments away I am reliably informed that Self Basting Turkeys will not be available in Carrefour this year. In view of this it has been suggested that the simple alternative is to get a normal frozen one and shove it in the tumble dryer this coming saturday to allow plenty of time for your turkey to be golden brown and succulent on the 25th - Christmas Day. Have any of your members ever tried this? Should it be stuffed first?
Ask a Russian.
is it a front loading or a Top loading dryer ?
This is key to the whole process.
The best thing to do is start with a glass of wine.
Then turn on shower (hot)
Have a glass of wine
Undress
have a glass of wine
Take turkey and step into shower
Allow frozen turkey to slowly thaw
Step out and have a glass of wine
Now, where was I ?