Asking the Right Question
Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, " Father, may I smoke while I pray?"
The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"
To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."
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Moral of the story is ... The reply you get depends on the question you ask.
Have lots of Jokes and thoughts to ponder.
Can someone advise me how to open a thread "funnies by RSMK" i would be greatful and can promise you all laughter for ever
DaRuDe if you and Angelo read this thread closely you will realise that it is actually not a joke but a statement. He is just trying to say that you should think before asking a question......
Just a thought, open a thread "Funnies by RSMK" and put all your jokes, stories in one"
or is this your way of increasing your points.
Peace
I agree with Darude, there is a funnies section, and you can put all these jokes, there. Also, please check if / that you are not repeating jokes that someone has already posted months/years earlier.
Thank you
post all ur jokes in one topic and stick to it for days.
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