Madiha2009: A good one!
Since you are a female, suggest you add:
Once I get married, I'll buy him GILLETTE (The best a man can get) or when he goes for a HUMMER, allow him to (Firmly plant your carbon footprint) but will definitely stop him from playing MONOPOLY which is (A great way to ruin friendships) and will upload Adobe Acrobat on my laptop (Would you like to update) so as to keep a tab on his activities.