I was driving my car and when I reached to answer a phone call I ran over a 3 year old playing in the street. And I was also a bit drunk. Not very drunk, maybe just 3 wines.

I know this was my mistake but I didn't mean to kill her. It was just a tiny error and I promise I won't kill anyone else.

Please advise how I can have the court case against me cancelled because I'm too pretty to go to jail. Besides, punishment for my actions sounds really inconvenient because I have brunch plans on Friday.