Tuesday, 3013.

Today marks another history in human rights calendar where all humans who are currently in relationship with their animals are finally allowed the rights to marry their goats and donkeys in a church.

Human activists, after years of research, had concluded that as with Homosexuality, which is not a choice but rather genetic inheritance, a man did not choose to have sex with an animal because it's a sexual preference. No, in-fact they were born with it. It took them years to convinced that Bestiality is normal and finally today, we see the victory of persistence.

Reuter.