Wife to her husband: Honey, today it is our wedding 5th anniversay, what shall we do for this ocassion.
Husband: We stand for one moment silence.
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Wife: Bring potato with you.
Husband: Bring potato with you.
Wife: I told you bring potato with you.
Husband: I told you bring potato with you.
Wife: Why are you repeating what I say?
Husband: Why are you repeating what I say?
Wife: I love you sweet heart.
Husband: How many kilos of potato you want?