to stay alive on the roads in qatar,..drive something

- big (suv or big 4x4 )
- old (so you dont care if you get hit,.and hit you will)
- loud (preferable stainless steel aftermarket exhaust, so the hear you, and put their blackberry away).

my car scores on all 3,.and uptill now i didnt get hit yet over the last 8 months (knock on wood)