1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Cuz the motion/body movement while underdressing is sexual in nature
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
No...just to the foundation of the house.
3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Cuz that's the only way to make lashes appear flat and manageable "so I read"
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling you’re ar*e?
Yes...Electric brushes
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
They're drunk...what do they know
6. If you mated a bulldog and a [Mod Removed]su, would it be called a bull5hit?
Nope
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Stairs are the whole structure...walls included
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
At that low of a temperature the bulbs will burst or burn out at the least
9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Duh, it's not "all" natural...it's laced with a bunch of stuff....plus the expiration could be of the container and how it interacts the water
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
I eat that!!! plus they sometimes use that for Caesar Salads but they clean the toast first
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
No it's called French Kissing too
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Prolly Adam??
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
Good plates
14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
outsourcing
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
kids do for sure....but I prefer adults don't cuz it paints an ugly picture in ur head
TFS
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
Cuz the motion/body movement while underdressing is sexual in nature
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
No...just to the foundation of the house.
3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Cuz that's the only way to make lashes appear flat and manageable "so I read"
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling you’re ar*e?
Yes...Electric brushes
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
They're drunk...what do they know
6. If you mated a bulldog and a [Mod Removed]su, would it be called a bull5hit?
Nope
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Stairs are the whole structure...walls included
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
At that low of a temperature the bulbs will burst or burn out at the least
9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Duh, it's not "all" natural...it's laced with a bunch of stuff....plus the expiration could be of the container and how it interacts the water
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
I eat that!!! plus they sometimes use that for Caesar Salads but they clean the toast first
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
No it's called French Kissing too
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Prolly Adam??
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
Good plates
14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
outsourcing
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
kids do for sure....but I prefer adults don't cuz it paints an ugly picture in ur head