WHO'S BOSS?

When the Lord made Man, all the parts of the body argued over
who would be the Boss. The Brain explained that since he controlled
all the parts of the body, he should be Boss.
The Legs argued that since they took the Man wherever he wanted to
go, he should be the Boss.
The Stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested
all the food, he should be the boss.
The Eyes said that without them, Man would be helpless, so they
should be Boss.
Then the "A" Hole applied for the Job. The other parts of the body
laughed so hard that the "A" hole became mad and closed up.
After a few days the Brain went foggy, the Legs got wobbly, the
Stomach got ill, the Eyes got crossed and were unable to see. They
all finally conceded and made the "A" Hole Boss.
This proves you don't have to be a Brain to be Boss...Just an "A" Hole.

Just a lil boss joke to lighten up the day haha