Man O Man! When without money, eats wild vegetables at
home
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine
restaurant. When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise
machine’. When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself ! When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced. When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife. When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man. Man, O Man! never can tell the simple truth ! Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting
them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad but keeps
indulging; Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never
says what he means!