I don't rant, and if anyone says I do then I think they don't know what they are talking about. Here in Qatar the quality of rants needs to be regulated. Nowhere else in the world rants in the same way as Qatar rants and it's time Qatar did something about it. And I know what I am talking about because I am a world authority on ranting having studied it in somewhere other than Qatar where the ranting standards are better. Some nationalities are good at ranting, but others are better and I don't think that is fair. And I for one can't help noticing that rants in Qatar take so long. Why are they so damn slow? I was stuck in a rant yesterday for over an hour. That would never happen in Dubai where rants are the most impressive in the ME and it's going to take Qatar 10 years to catch up with their ranting. And why doesn't Qatar pay more for its rants? I blame the schools in Qatar where they just don't teach ranting the same as the West or the East. More rants are killed in Qatar than anywhere else in the world. And the other day a rant that I thought was fresh turned out to be years old and when I complained I was told its not unusual for a rant to be used by a lot of people over and over again and I could not have a new one. WHAT! How dare they. If I were a ranter (which I am not) I would have ranted them into the ground. Why are there no new rants in Qatar? They are all old, and falling apart, but people just keep using them. One day someone is going to be using one of these rants and it's going to fall apart and then I will be able to tell you I told you so.
I don't rant, and if anyone says I do then I think they don't know what they are talking about. Here in Qatar the quality of rants needs to be regulated. Nowhere else in the world rants in the same way as Qatar rants and it's time Qatar did something about it. And I know what I am talking about because I am a world authority on ranting having studied it in somewhere other than Qatar where the ranting standards are better. Some nationalities are good at ranting, but others are better and I don't think that is fair. And I for one can't help noticing that rants in Qatar take so long. Why are they so damn slow? I was stuck in a rant yesterday for over an hour. That would never happen in Dubai where rants are the most impressive in the ME and it's going to take Qatar 10 years to catch up with their ranting. And why doesn't Qatar pay more for its rants? I blame the schools in Qatar where they just don't teach ranting the same as the West or the East. More rants are killed in Qatar than anywhere else in the world. And the other day a rant that I thought was fresh turned out to be years old and when I complained I was told its not unusual for a rant to be used by a lot of people over and over again and I could not have a new one. WHAT! How dare they. If I were a ranter (which I am not) I would have ranted them into the ground. Why are there no new rants in Qatar? They are all old, and falling apart, but people just keep using them. One day someone is going to be using one of these rants and it's going to fall apart and then I will be able to tell you I told you so.