) In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
2) In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
3) In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.
4) In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
5) In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
6) In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
7) Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
8) In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
9) From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
10) From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
) In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
2) In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
3) In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up.
4) In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
5) In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
6) In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
7) Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
8) In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
9) From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
10) From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.