During the time of recession, I had visited one of my businessman friends in Dubai Central Jail as his cheque had bounced in one of his transactions.

What he told me about Dubai Central jail seemed awsome. They had chess, a table tennis board and a football playgound. Some who preferred reading could go to the library. The food was less in quantity but good. The only problem was that the authorities mixed some chemical in the food which would prevent erection. They didn't accept this fact but it was known to many that this prevented cases of homosexuality amongst the inmates.