Dubai Central Prison is fun to be in...it's said to be the second best prison only after an australian one.

No work, good food, table tennis, card games, chess and an occasional football match. A bakala sells cigarettes and other goodies for the inmates. A perfect place to spend a short vacation..:) cops used to call it a 5 star prison.

Source: A businessman friend of mine whose cheque bounced in 2008 during recession times.