"...Isn't it lovely being a woman? We get plastic surgery to try and match men's expectations of us .."

Very true...

Also just like your signature "This post is a natural product. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects"

I think we can modify it to fit men/women also,

"each person is a a natural product. The slight variations in looks and color enhance their individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects"

-:)