Speech? No i have written a rap song for him it goes something like this,

Captain sings first verse:
Dear Winner (Smoke)

I keep trying and trying all i do is end up crying and crying. I'm such a silly little hill billy, got a small chilly willy, unused and abused like my empty brain, like your cue stick causes pain to my anus-illy..man Smoke you are so insane, damn good at the game, teach me please i'll be your little grasshopper, unlike you i'll never be the show stopper.

Smoke then interrupts his song saying:

Quit your never ending whining boy, this is Smoke you forget you are just my joke. Now listen bloke very care-fully..i'll say this once more so you can R.I.P. I beat you before and i did it again, kinda like what a cock does to a hen, so just thought i'd mention, losing isnt everything but you are welcome to try again.
next time however do give it your best or hell just get knocked down like the rest.

and the crowd goes wilddddddddddd chanting...Smokey! Smokey! Smokeyyyy!