"6. Don't talk about yourself too much, what you drive, where you live, what you do, unless she's a mail order bride you're already boring her"

Yeah just say all the above is classified, and if you tell her you will have to kill her afterwards.

"And don't ask alot of questions, either, and remember personal space, again, don't get creepy."

Blooming heck, what on earth are we supposed to do? Sit in silence and make eyes at each other across a boardroom table?