When a MAN is quiet ...
millions of GIRLS are running in HIS mind.

When a MAN is not arguing ...
he is deeply thinking about those GIRLS running in his mind
...
When a MAN looks at u with eyes full of questions ...
he is wondering how long you will take to get in to bed with him

When a MAN answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ...
TRUST ME HE IS FINE!

When a MAN stares at you..
1. He's checking you out

2. He's thinking about you naked

3. He's thinking about you naked in bed with him

4. He's thinking about you and your best friend tiffany naked in bed with him.

When a MAN lays on your chest ..
hmmm if that happens...we call it missionary style

When a MAN wants to see you everyday...
he wants you naked in bed with him and if possible get tiffany along

When a MAN says ' I love you ' ..
he means "thanks for the beer, shut up and let me watch the game now"

When a MAN says ' I miss you ' ...
Well he just means drop whatever you are doing and come lay naked in bed with him.

PS: dont forget to pick up tiffany on your way over.