BCCI  REFUSES VIRGIN AIRLINE SPONSORSHIP

Billionaire Virgin business group boss Richard Branson has offered to
sponsor  the Indian cricket team currently reeling after a string  of
tournament defeats.

However, the Board of Control for Cricket of India (BCCI) has
politely refused  the generous multi-million-pound offer by the
cricket-mad  magnate.

As one of the Board official snapped: "We  can't have VIRGIN written
on our shirts, when we're  getting scre---ed in every match in England"!