Do you honestly find such jokes funny? Mind you I posted this way only cos in the OP you stated "All the stories about him are real, and not made up"

As a person who has had my house burgled I can tell you its never a funny matter. Regardless of how small the loss may be the feelings of fear, shock and invasion following a robbery never quite leaves you for years to come. For me such stories then can never give me pleasure.

If my previous post was in anyway offending then I apologize. But I hope you understand where my view came from.