Was out vacationing and went out to one of the popular nightspots on the beach. One of the chicks I was dancing with was a bit older than me, about 50 (well, a lot older than me actually). Which is fine.

She was pretty hot for fifty(ish!), we danced a bit, drank a bit, had a bit of a kiss & cuddle. Then she asked me if I'd ever had the sportsman's double. A mother and daughter threesome.

I said no. I mean, I've been in a threesome before, but the chicks weren't related.

We drank a bit more, had a bit more of a kiss & cuddle and then she said that tonight was my lucky night. Woohoo!!

So off we went, back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs, "Mum, are you still awake?".