Yes, call :0032 66669999 taliban

They have an automatic answering machine,where they will ask you which department it is you wish to speak to.

Here are the choices :

Recruitment of footsoldiers

Aspiring suicide bombers

Experienced suicide bombere (here it is Ahmed the dead terrorist who will advise you)

Weapon smuggling

And then there are various functions on the umbrella of "general  terrorizing"

you have to punch the number according to the department

Good luck!