Happygolucky, I extend an invitation to you, that when I am back in Europe to come visit me. You can stay at my house, and I will be your personal sightseeing guide.
And I promise, every time there are naked people, people having sex on the street or any other undesirable act visible in your vicinity, I shall completely shield you from it.
And I promise, I will wear clothes too...just for you!

What you say?