I can answer this QUESTION but OP must tell which Type of Fart he's talking about ???
Types of Farts
There are two main types of farts and over 15 sub-types. The two main ones are wet and dry. A wet fart usually results from hot food, liquids, and mushy substances and can cause serious irritation. They often make the buttcrack burn. Ouch! The next is the dry fart. Dry farts are caused by everyday foods, and can be extremely stinky and dangerous. Approach with caution whenever one is near.
Farts can also be classified by the sound, length, and stench. For example, a presto fart is a fart less than two seconds long. A medio is a fart between three and five seconds long. An emehencio is the longest fart you can encounter, with speeds reaching 6 feet per second, at 6 to 12 seconds.
The sub types of farts go as listed:
Sneaker
Quick Sneak
Gas Pass
Presto Festo
Fiesta of Farts
The Tuba
Wet Net
Diarheabolism
Hotty
Wave
Dry Ripple
Triple Ripple
Holy Ripple!
Pilot of a Pellet
Smokebomb
Firebomb
Lavabomb
I can answer this QUESTION but OP must tell which Type of Fart he's talking about ???
Types of Farts
There are two main types of farts and over 15 sub-types. The two main ones are wet and dry. A wet fart usually results from hot food, liquids, and mushy substances and can cause serious irritation. They often make the buttcrack burn. Ouch! The next is the dry fart. Dry farts are caused by everyday foods, and can be extremely stinky and dangerous. Approach with caution whenever one is near.
Farts can also be classified by the sound, length, and stench. For example, a presto fart is a fart less than two seconds long. A medio is a fart between three and five seconds long. An emehencio is the longest fart you can encounter, with speeds reaching 6 feet per second, at 6 to 12 seconds.
The sub types of farts go as listed:
Sneaker
Quick Sneak
Gas Pass
Presto Festo
Fiesta of Farts
The Tuba
Wet Net
Diarheabolism
Hotty
Wave
Dry Ripple
Triple Ripple
Holy Ripple!
Pilot of a Pellet
Smokebomb
Firebomb
Lavabomb