happy, even you are not hypocrite, remain happy :)
I’m not hypocrite (let me clear before somebody starts counting on me) because-
1. I commit mistakes, that’s human nature, but I’m there to correct it too….if I claim being perfect, I’m hypocrite for sure.
2. Hypocrite is related to consciously two-facedness, to say something and to act something else.

Btw, P**k or No p**k , I’m veggie :)