Reports through reliable sources suggest that the Parrot was an ISI Agent & was extensively trained in one of ISI Training Camps located in the "Koh E Qaaf" Mountain Range for six months. Moreover, it was disclosed on condition of anonymity to our reporter by one of RAW Official that the deceased parrot visited Pakistan on 32nd day of the thirteenth month of last year. He flew back to India on 30th February, this year.

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