An Amish girl and her Mother were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The... Lass asked, "What is this, Mother?"

The Mother, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the Lass and her Mother were watching wide-eyed, an old Man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the Man rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the lass and her Mother watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a Handsome hunk of a MAN stepped out.

The Mother looked at her daughter anxiously and said, "Go get your Father."