OK Honest I will tell you a new English recipe! I hope you will find it yummy too!
Here is how to make this English delicacy.
1. Buy an extra large tampon from the pharmacy.
2. Fix it (strap it) behind a menstruating cow.
3. After 12 hours. Remove it. Squeeze the contents in a highball glass. Dispose off the tampon.
4. Add 1 oz water to the contents of the glass and bring the liquid to boil adding a dash of pepper.
5. Then give the cow a anal douche and collect all the squirt.
6. Now take some sauerkraut, 1 carrot, some peas and a potato and boil it in the ejected fluid. Add salt to taste.
7. Now mix the first gravy into the second stew and throw in generous portion of rotten cheese in it.
You will have a mouthwatering English delicacy called 'cowsturd tripe' Now serve hot!
OK Honest I will tell you a new English recipe! I hope you will find it yummy too!
Here is how to make this English delicacy.
1. Buy an extra large tampon from the pharmacy.
2. Fix it (strap it) behind a menstruating cow.
3. After 12 hours. Remove it. Squeeze the contents in a highball glass. Dispose off the tampon.
4. Add 1 oz water to the contents of the glass and bring the liquid to boil adding a dash of pepper.
5. Then give the cow a anal douche and collect all the squirt.
6. Now take some sauerkraut, 1 carrot, some peas and a potato and boil it in the ejected fluid. Add salt to taste.
7. Now mix the first gravy into the second stew and throw in generous portion of rotten cheese in it.
You will have a mouthwatering English delicacy called 'cowsturd tripe' Now serve hot!