One day the big tiger was having sex with his wife 'the tigress'. The tigress was making all kinds of noise and the forest was reverberating!
Now along came a small fox and started swearing at the tiger and his whole family! He used extreme expletives that even the tigress couldn't bear to hear. She shouted at the tiger..'you shameless tiger..have you no shame?...being the king around here you are nonchalantly listening to all those abuses from a scrimpy fox! You are not fit to be my husband anymore...If you don't do something immediately..I will chase the fox right now and teach him a lesson'
having said so she escaped from the tigers grip and began chasing the little fox. The fox began running..run run run real fast! But the tigress was running full steam and gradually gained ground and was about to catch the fox...when the fox quickly entered a small hume pipe. The tigress couldn't stop and went in too...but she got stuck half way, in and couldn't go any further. The fox came out the other side and mounted the tigress from behind and raped her! And she growled with all her might but couldn't do anything about it. The Fox finally satisfied with his performance went away to his burrow. Finally after trying for 2 hours the tigress managed to set herself free and went back to her den limping badly, but decided to keep her shame to herself and not disclose it to anyone.
The tiger upon seeing her asked 'See what happens when you loose your temper so easily!!Now tell me who lasts longer the fox or me?'
The tigress shocked at this replied 'my dear husband..how did you know what happened to me?'
The tiger replied ' well! I have been through it twice already...'