A man finds out that his wife is cheating on him and decides to drown his sorrows in the local, after a few beers he opens up to the bar man.
Barman - 'whats up mate you look down'
Man - I caught my wife sleeping with the postman and if i could i would pay for her to be killed'
Barman - 'if you are really serious the man sat behind you is a proffessional hitman called Arti, he's very cheap and is the best in the business'
After contemplating his situation for a while he approaches the man in the corner...
man - I hear you are a hitman and you are very cheap, i have a job for you if your willing to take it?'
Arti - 'what is it you require?'
man - 'i want my wife killed and i am willing to pay good money for it to be done! how much would that be?'
Arti - 'I will do it for 1 pound! I love my job so much that i do it more for the love than the money!'
man - 'its a deal'
Arti - 'Ok tell me what day of the week she goes shopping and where?'
man - 'she shops in Tesco every Friday morning at 11 sharp, you cant miss her as she always wears yellow shoes and a blue jumper'
Arti - 'ok consider it done'
The man pays Arti his fee of 1 pound and leaves the pub.
Friday morning comes and Arti is stood by the fresh fish counter of Tesco at 11 sharp keeping an eye on the main door, sure enough a woman walks in with yellow shoes and a blue jumper. Arti follows the woman to the frozen veg section, puts his arm around her neck and squeezes the life out of her. On the way out of the store ANOTHER woman walks in the store with yellow shoes and a blue jumper. Arti is a proffessional and decides that he must kill this lady also, just by the pot noodles and cuppa soups Arti puts his arm around the womans neck and again squeezes the life out of her.
On his way out of the store the police arrive after being alerted to the first casualty - Arti is arrested.
The headline in the local paper the next day read as follows 'Arti chokes 2 for a pound at Tescos!'
A man finds out that his wife is cheating on him and decides to drown his sorrows in the local, after a few beers he opens up to the bar man.
Barman - 'whats up mate you look down'
Man - I caught my wife sleeping with the postman and if i could i would pay for her to be killed'
Barman - 'if you are really serious the man sat behind you is a proffessional hitman called Arti, he's very cheap and is the best in the business'
After contemplating his situation for a while he approaches the man in the corner...
man - I hear you are a hitman and you are very cheap, i have a job for you if your willing to take it?'
Arti - 'what is it you require?'
man - 'i want my wife killed and i am willing to pay good money for it to be done! how much would that be?'
Arti - 'I will do it for 1 pound! I love my job so much that i do it more for the love than the money!'
man - 'its a deal'
Arti - 'Ok tell me what day of the week she goes shopping and where?'
man - 'she shops in Tesco every Friday morning at 11 sharp, you cant miss her as she always wears yellow shoes and a blue jumper'
Arti - 'ok consider it done'
The man pays Arti his fee of 1 pound and leaves the pub.
Friday morning comes and Arti is stood by the fresh fish counter of Tesco at 11 sharp keeping an eye on the main door, sure enough a woman walks in with yellow shoes and a blue jumper. Arti follows the woman to the frozen veg section, puts his arm around her neck and squeezes the life out of her. On the way out of the store ANOTHER woman walks in the store with yellow shoes and a blue jumper. Arti is a proffessional and decides that he must kill this lady also, just by the pot noodles and cuppa soups Arti puts his arm around the womans neck and again squeezes the life out of her.
On his way out of the store the police arrive after being alerted to the first casualty - Arti is arrested.
The headline in the local paper the next day read as follows 'Arti chokes 2 for a pound at Tescos!'