Pork my favorite subject :)
"And God said...Let there be Pork and it shall be the second most sort after flesh in the world, after women of course, and that too shall be forbidden just like every other GOOD thing i've "created" coz I had so much time on my hands!

Others may eat of this flesh and be merry, but ye of pure faith must not eat of this flesh for this flesh belongs to the devil, who I too created coz i have too much time on my hands!"

The Gospel according to St. Smoke 3:33