nomerci you are selected for the post of "Gray Eminence" in my future Kingdom. When you emigrate don't forget to bring all your pets and hobbies and lots of toys, as you are going to have plenty of free time....for you must know my ill disposition towards any kind of advise from anybody.
But you can be my war counsel...but there won't be any war as I maintain good relations with everybody.

And one more thing...In my kingdom I will abolish God!

Now choose your monthly salary:
a) 3 pink unicorns.
b) 5 white elephants.
c) 100 gold coins.