1. Breath in
2. Breath out
3. Try and eat every day
4. Drink as many times a day as you can
5. Sleep every night
6. Go to the toilet whenever you need to
7. Always wake up after sleeping (Failure to do so could be fatal)
8. Cut finger nails and toe nails every so often.
9. Wash at least once a day (if you want s*x)
10. Almost forgot... brush your teeth.
11. Change your socks at least once a day
12. Listen to CĂ©line Dion CDs in your car
13. Never combine Danielle steele Novels and Celine Dion tapes.. One is enough to drive you insane
14. Drink a nice mug of hot chocolate before going to bed
15. Comb your hair every day
16. Put your deodorant on every day
17. Change your clothes (not just your socks) every day
18. Was your clothes before wearing them again

People won't remember this lot, they are going to die I tell you