here comes Sardarni ......

A sardarni and sardar were standing nude in a lake. Suddenly sardar lowers his hands in water and come up with a fish and said look sardarni i got fish in my net
Sardarni said :Sardar jee why you always have fish in your net and never me" Sardar says let me check. He went under water, checked and infrom " Oh Sardarni how can you get a fish you got a torned net"