Here a break up song i've composed for you:

CH
I'm just a pikey, i look like a monkey
My girl friend just left me and took all my money,
She said she'd always love me, she said she'll never leave
but then i read her email and she's got a husband called Steve!

Verse One
I was so furious, I could bear it no more
i ran out of beer so i ran to the store,
I told strangers out there that my life's come to an end
They said log on to QL and ask for a GirlFriend,

Verse Two
So to QL i went with my hope held up high
I opened a thread, i didnt even feel shy,
But as luck would have it i still have a frown,
The Mods came running and shut my sh*t DOWN

Repeat CH twice.