Lucy are you taking Karwa Chauth for the same husband mentioned below?? :) Is he the one who bought Kaju Barfi for you??

"Gift for a person who compels you to leave small crying baby in a creche for full 12 hours so taht you can earn money?

Gift for a person who dont allow you to take lunch to office because that way you will eat too much?

Gift for a person who keeps checking the fridge that if i took any can of pepsi or juice?

Gift for a person who forces you at midnight every night aorund 12.30 to get out of bed to check all main door locks and lights off.

Gift for a person who dont call me whole day not for a single time?

Gift for a person who dont allow me to keep friends around or to talk to relatives of mine.

I want to buy a big cactus and throw on his bumps..."